CHRISTMAS CARD

XMAS

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Happy new year!!!

I wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

See this video, it is awesome,
Merry Christmas to every body and a happy new year.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLrFfQ8U1aw

The video can not be seen but see it in You Tube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlhHTdDqoBc

The Big Bang Theory - Penny's Christmas gift to Sheldon

Merry Christmas

http://theuglydance.com/?v=ussqwpwoer
New year, new life! Merry Christmas and happy new year!

Merry Christmas

I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

2010-2011.

Christmas time...

A funny story that happened to me

Lots of years ago, it was a day of winter, so we were all wearing strong coats and stuff.

I was in San Juan Street with my sister and mother, looking at a shop, I was next to my sister, when somebody came to us and hugged me, I said "Hi mum" but, actually, it was not her.

A woman thought that me and my sister were her children, in fact, they were some meters far from us, and when the noticed they started laughing at their mother, just as we did.

An informal letter

Hi there, Jesús

Apologies for not writing you before, but I had lots of exams, so I've been busy.

As I told you in my las letter, I'm going to spend christmas holidays skiing, in Andorra. I will go with some friends so it must be lots of fun.

You told me you were going to spend the holidays with your family, I hope they are all fine, such as you are.

Oh, I think I forget to tell you that I'm not going to class on Wednesday, cause we have a speech, you now, a speech in which they try to make us study something somewhere.

Regards,

Pablo

LETTER

Dear Jesús:
thanks for your last letter. It was great to hear from you.
I'm glad to hear that you have started the school year well, despite the students in your class.
Thanks for all the homework you have given us. Writing jokes is entertaining, but write letters is more boring.
What else? Oh, yes! you asked me what problemas I had in English. Well, I really hate talking in class in front of everybody, but I promise I will try to do it.
Answer me soon as posible!

JOKE

Once, when I was 13 years old , I was having a shower and I saw the razor and I thought that if I cut a little bit of hair off my eyebrow I would be more beautiful. But the thing that I didn't think of, was that the razor would cut all of my eyebrow, and in fact when I did it, shaved off the whole thing.
The worst thing about this story was when I had finished my shower, and I looked at myself in te mirror!
I had to draw my eyebrow with an eyeliner for 2 months!
The only solution I could find, was to cut my hair with a fringe to cover my disaster.

Our speech

An informal letter

Dear Jesus,

Thanks for your last letter. It was great to hear from you. I´m glad to hear you´re relaxed, despite the exams. I had an awful week, on the other hand they have just finished.

Thanks for asking about my marks. I hope they´re going to be OK although they may be low marks.

What else? Oh, you asked me about the first term. Well, I think I have learnt a lot of cool things. What about you?

Looking forward to hearing your news. I hope all´s well.

letter

Dear Jesús:

Thanks for your letter . it was great to hear from you.
I have just finished my exams so we can meet to have a coffe if you want to.
Christmas could be a nice time to meet,but it must be before new year because i´m going to skiing to Andorra the first week of the year.
it has been opened a nice coffe and i love it but the problem is that we have to book a table, so if you want to go tell me.
what else? Oh yes! I have got nice news ... i´m going to get married!!!!
When we met i will tell you everething i promise.
Well , i think it´s, all
Anwer me soon as posible

elvira

funny story

Some years ago i went to Ikea with my parents. My mum and me were looking some quilts for my bed.i was very concentrated ,when suddenly i saw a hand next to me taking a horrible quilt, and i supposed that it was my mum´s hand and i told her : oh mum it´s horrible don´t take it please! arg! And when i finished my phrase i turned the head and... she wasn´t my mum!! I become red and i ran :s

letter

Dear Jesús,

Thanks for your last letter. I'm sorry about haven't ansewered you yet, but i have been studied since now. How are you? I'm a bit worried about exams but i'm fine.

I wanted to know something about your new life, how do you feel now you are retired? I hope you are enjoying your free time and do things you could not do before.

Anyway, i haven't got much news, tell me about you !

Looking forward to hearing your news. I hope all's well.

write soon,

Marina

Links

Here some useful and funny links:

- www.spotify.com a web where you can download a programme to listen music for free.
- www.simpsonizeme.com where you can create your simpson avatar.

The letter

Dear Jesus ,

Thanks for your letter, which I got a couple of days ago, the letter has helped me a lot but I still have some problems. Sorry I´ve taken so long to answer, but as you imagine, I´ve been very busy because of my maths exam.


Anyway, I think that I continue having a problem with the second exercise. Could you help me to answer it properly?


I also want to tell you I like to do my speech soon, because I've finished writing it and I also have finished the power point.


I also have a problem with the photocopies because I can not find any. Could you send them to my email, please?

Looking forward to hearing your news.
Write soon,
Alberto

COMPROBACION DE MI CUENTA

Mr Married letter

Hi JesúsThis is not one of my football letters as you've always wanted, this is a letter to ask about what to do in my near future at the university. I would like to do INEF but I was told that I have more possibilities in the teaching of mathematics and physical education teacher as well as you could advise me.If you don't mind give me a sincere advice that you usually don't like your precious students ironically.Thanks for everything,
Mr Married

LETTER.

Dear Jesús,

I have recived your last letter . It was great to hear from you . I'm glad that you had a good summer . Mine has been well to . I didn't go to Santander and even if I had gone there I wouldn't have seen you because I stayed all the time with my new cousine .
I went to Alicante for one weeck with my sister , but the weather was horrible ,so we couldn't go to the beach .
Now I'm in Burgos because I've already started the school .
What are you doing no? What about your family ?
I hope seeing you soon .

Maria .

I wanted to be so pretty....

When I was a litlle girl,in the primary school,a new girl came to the classroom.
She was vert pretty and she had a very nice fringe.I decided that I wanted one !

I told my mother but she didn't let me to have a fringe and I cried and shouted and cried and shouted....but I didn't convence her. So I decided to cur my fringe . I took a chair and sciceers and went to thebathroomm.
I started to cut my fringe but it wasn't straight . I cut it one more time but it as in zig-zag . I cut it again and again and again and again ...

During months I had got the shortest fringe of the history of humanity .

DEAR JESUS...

Dear Jesus:
It was great to hear from you. I'm fine and all my friends too, and you? I hope you are well too.
You asked in your last letter about my summer. Thanks for asking about it. This summer has been one of the best summers of my life. When the school was over, began the Burgos party!
Later, in July, I went to London throughout the month with a family. In August, the first week I went with my friends to Noja and then I was in Comillas the rest of the month. What else? Oh, yes, afer that I went back to Burgos and I went to the parties of the villages.
And your summer was great? I hope so.
Anyway, I haven´t got much news.
Looking forward to hearing your news.
Write soon,
Maria

P.S: If you want to see pictures of my summer tell me, and I send you some in the netx letter.
Kisses

mercedes esteban garcia: Dear Jesús:

Dear Jesús:
I´ve just got back from my holiday and i´ll tell you about it.
I´ve seen a lot of mountains called Illerca, but in different places.
I´ve discovered a tiny villaje where there wasn´t any tourist, the only foreigner was me.
People in this village are very kind but life here is rather primitive: perhaps one of the reason is that there isn´t any tourist.
I stayed on a farmhouse beside a beautiful lake where I used to swim in the mornings then I had a delicius breakfast and after wards, I walked in mountains and sometimes I feel a bil lonely but I needed a change from pressures at school and I needed some fresh air to relax.
It was good for me to feel like a new person now.
Ithink going away is worth!
I hope you enjoyed your own holidays.
Write me son: Mercedes

STORY

A few year ago I went shopping with a friend. After going into many clothes shops we went to Bijou Brillette that is a shop of bracelets, rings, necklaces very cheap. We have a look at everything and then I saw the ugliest ring that I had seen in my life and I tryed it on.
Well, after that I couldn' t take it off, my friend couldn' t stopped laughing but I felt really bad and I thought that I had to buy that awful ring. Fortunately, I could took it off but few minutes later. It was a horrible experience.

HISTORY.

I am going to write about something that happened to me two years ago.That summer I went whith my grandma and my cousin into Salou,I staied allmost a week there, my grandma have 62 years, but she is like a teenager,one night when we were returning home from the diner she ranged all the rings from a house which was in the middle of the street and she started running whith my cousin... and I staied in the middle of the street whithout believing it.
she is like a 16 years guirl..

Good links!!!

http://es.akinator.com/ He´s a magician who discover the person you are thinking about.
http://www.hattrick.org/ It´s an online football manager game.
http://www.palimpalem.com/ Here, you can do your own web page.

Two interesting website's

Here I'll share two website's with an aim,making your life funnier.

1- http://www2.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php
do you know ''LOQUENDO''?? this emulate that program so you can read aloud what you have written in the empty box.try
2-http://humor.desvariandoando.com/ this is a humour blog that shows funny images and videos, also weird one's sometimes.

ONLINE

http://babimbafamilycrew.blogspot.com/p/news_08.html

here you have it

Funny story

When i was 3-4 years old, one day i was swimming in the pool while my parents were controlling me outside the pool.
I started to make unusual movements in the water. My mother was worried, she told my father that i was drowning and my father answered:
Nothing happens, he´s playing!
Probably i´ve never drunk so much water in my life

HALLOWEEN...

Are you able to discover the hidden secrets of this supernatural celebration?

Surf the following websites and try to find the answers to the questions below.

http://www.history.com/content/halloween/the-jack-o-lantern/history-of-the-jack-o-lantern

http://www.history.com/content/halloween

http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/history.htm

http://teachers.teach-nology.com/themes/holidays/halloween

What’s the origin of the word “Halloween”?

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Describe at least 3 superstitions related to this festivity.

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Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween?

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Explain how to cook a typical Halloween dish.

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To have fun

Q. What do you call two witches living together?

A. Broommates.

Q. What is a Mummie’s favourite type of music?

A. Wrap!

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the halloween party?

A. Because he had no body to go with.

Find out more jokes on http://www.halloween.com/halloween-jokes-1.php

Visit the following websites and enjoy yourself:

http://www.meddybemps.com/halloween/ghostwalk.html

http://www.blackdog.net/holiday/halloween/

Some funny.

When I was seven I wanted to go swim with my brother`s dog called Fru-Fru.
The next summer my brother was with Fru-Fru in the garden whereas I was in the swimming- pool so I begged him to make my request.
However, when he was taking the dog into the swimming-pool our mum appeared there and she became angry with us. But my brother got scared and threw Fru-Fru to me. In the water, the dog started to swim and it was so witty.
The dog came toward me and I got what I wanted: to swim with him.
In spite of her anger, my mother declared that Fru-Fru was harmless and very hilarious and she suggest that we could take a photo of that day.
That was a hilarious summer.

letter

Hi Jesús!
It’s a long time ago that I dind’t hear from you until I met Laura and she told me that you have moved to London and you were offered a new job, also she told me that you are very happy with your new life. So I want to express my congratulations and tell you something about me.
I still live with my family in the same house although it’s my last year here. I will finish school this year and I’m going to study INEF in León. In spite of missing my family and my friends I think it il the best for me anf my future.
In addition to, I can tell you that my athletics life goes on succesfully. Last summer I was placed in the 11th position in Spanish Championship in Oviedo.
On the other hand I’m allowed to go out at nights until I want however I don’t do it because I have to study a lot.
I hope you answer me soon.
Be happy!
Sara

My funny story

it was a day, between 10 and 8 years ago which consisted in:

i loved playing with gogos so one day i dropped one under my mom's bed so i went to get it and found this little toy at the other side of the bed and i couldn't see it and reach it so i stopped to thnik and found a solution: go to get a lighter to see it and go to get the broom.
then i went right to the bed and aim with the lighter and suddenly because of one cover all around the bed had, begun to burn and got out of control so i got the hell out of there like nothing had happened hahaa. 2 minutes later the babysitter came and asked what happened and i went fast to hide myself and try to avoid all screams and whatever could happen to me. all the neighbours came to my house to extint the fire. 30 minutes later my parents who were working figured out what happened at the house and gave me a call. i got grounded for 2 weeks without tv, but the scare and the fear of everything was nothing compared with my penalization.

INFORMAL LETTER

Dear Jesús,

I´m looking forward to meeting you soon.

I want to say to you that I have just finished the career of Law and I am going to open my lawyers' own bureau in Barcelona very soon.

Barcelona, as you know is a big city where it´s necessary to have lawyers well qualified and skillful because there are a lot of people getting divorced every day in spite of the crisis.

What else? Ah, a little bird has said to me that you are giving lessons to my sister Paula and she enjoys a lot in your classes as she loves your sense of humour.

If some day you need a lawyer, don´t hesitate to call me, because I will help you without thinking it.(It is a joke, but just in case...)

An embrace

Your friend,Canivell.

P.S.:Thanks you for the good moments that I spend in class with you.

Anyway if I don´t succeed in this business,I would like to attend a master course in Washington D.C. and you never can tell...(perhaps I get a job like a broker in Wall Street.)

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JESÚS HERE YOU CAN SEE THE WAY I SPEND A BIT OF MY FREE TIME.
THANKS FOR ALL

Smiling...

I know it takes a little time... but I have already told you before. Smiling is the way to make this World much better...

Validation en Español. from neuromanagement on Vimeo.

On a Plane with Mr Bean

Funny Story

When I was about six I used to go in summer to my grandparent's house, one day my grandmother said we were going to eat vegetables for dinner. I became angry and I open the door and I leave the house.... Finally my cousins founded me 2km away from the house ,nowdays is a funny story.

funny

When I was a kid I was watching a kid's TV show. It showed a child who ate a dog's biscuitand became a dog. After that my mother made dinner and when I saw that I had toeat a chicken I said her: "I'm not going to eat this" my mother asked me:"Why not?" and then I answered her that I didn't want to be a bird.

a funny real fact

I was about three or four years old and as everyone (I think) I had my tricycle and I loved it. I always wanted to go everywhere with it until one day I hurt myself... I was going with my parents to my grandparents' house to have lunch. We were going out of our home and, as always, I wanted to go with my loved tricycle so I went out with it and I told my mother "look, mum, I'm going down stairs on the tricycle". My mother advised me not to do it but I was with my loved "vehicle" so I ignored her and I continued my way and as it was logical I felt down rolling down stairs... From that day I begun hating the tricycle...

Mercedes: a funny thing that happened to me.

Last winter I went to Dubai. When I visited the 7º stars hotel, the Burj-Dubai.
Where I met Henrry, a Barças football player. When I sayed good-bye to him, I was walking back, and I was about to fall a lamp dpwn. Thanks to God, I didn´t break the lamp as it was very expensive! he began laughing at me because I got very nervous but at least he give me a wonderful kiss.

english jokes

Two ballons were floating across the desert.
One ballon said to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssss!"

Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!

"Ice Cream War"

It was a boiling evening in summer. My parents and me were walking around the seafront when we saw an ice-cream parlor. Daddy asked me for an ice-cream, (although I was four , I had never eaten one) so my answer was a huge yeeeeeeeees.
Afew minutes later, I had a gorgeous chocolate ice-cream, but it fell to the ground and I started to cry. That was my first experience with ice-creams.

funny

When I was eight I used to watch Pressing Catch, a program about fights, and I loved it. Every Saturday and Sunday I woke up early just to watch it with my brothers. When the program finished we began to imitate the fighters in my parent's bed. We always hurt but it wasn't a problem for us. Last year I found out that the program wasn't real and I I felt upset because I thought that it was real. All my friends laughed at me. It was awful.

a joke

One eight goes to the party for ceros and all the ceros tell him:
"But..what are you doing here??"
and the eight answer..
What happens..? Can´t I wear a belt??
xD

A FUNNY STORY!

A few years agon on Hallowen, I was with my friends in the G3 asking for candies, the people who didn't give us candies we threw them eggs. Me in a momento of inspiration, I had a brillant idea to look smart.

I had heard that it was impossible to break an egg if you prees hard on the extremites. Then I grabbed the last egg that we had, saying: Look at me, it is completely impossible to break this egg if you take to the extremites and squeeze hard.

All my friends said: be careful,this is the last egg!! and I said: don't worry it's impossible to break it, it's pure mathematics!

All looking at me thinking: this girl is stupid, she will break the egg! And they weren't wrong; the egg helmet as I did a bit of strength and i made an awful ridiculous.

My friends started to laugh al me anda all agreed that the netx box of eggs I had to pay, for largemouth!!!

It was very funny! They still remeber me as so much I did the ridiculous!!!

Joke

a man is in jail for robbing 27 banks.
One day he receives a letter from his wife. It says...

Dear petter, as you are in jail I'll have to plant the potatoes in the garden,
When is the best moment to plant them?

He sends her the following reply:
Dear Susan, Don't plant the potatoes in the garden as that is where i have hidden all the money from the bank robberies.

A few days later he receives another letter

Dear Peter, I'ts terrible,yesterday , twenty policeman came to the house and dug up the whole garden but they didn't found anything.
Love Susan

He sends her the following reply:
Dear Susan, Now is the best moment to plant the potatoes!.
Love , Peter.

a true story

One day when I was four years old I went to my uncle’s house. My uncle is helicopters pilot. So that day he told me: ''now, helicopters were piloted by a remote control like the TV one'' He told me that when he pushed a button in the remote control, the helicopter appeared in the window so he jumped into and go to the work every morning.
I admired the remote control for years...

Something funny

Here it is a blonde joke, I think it is not so harmfull...

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

CASADO´S JOKES

Here a "nice joke":

A man was walking along Hietzinger Hauptstrasse near Parkhotel
Schönbrunn when he found a penguin walking along the road.
So he picked it up and took it to the local police station.
He said to the policeman "I found this penguin on Hietzinger
Hauptstrasse, near Parkhotel Schönbrunn. What should I do with it?"
The policeman looked at the man and said "It's obvious what you should
do with it! Take the penguin to Schönbrunn Zoo.
The man said "Of course, I'll take it to the zoo" and he left the police
station with the penguin under his arm.
The next day the policeman was on duty in the city centre when he saw
the man walking along the street with the penguin by his side. The policeman stopped the man and said "I thought I told you to take the penguin to the zoo?"
The man replied "Yes, I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today I'm taking it to see the Opera House."


After this great joke I'll tell you a story that happened to me playing football recently:In a match I was driving the ball a lot and my coach told me several times to pass the ball, until he cried once: "Casado you aren´t Maradona!"

Advice from Dad

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?"

His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I really don't know, son."

The boy sat quietly from another moment, then turned back to his dad and asked, "How does our boat float on the water?"

Once again his dad replied, "Don’t know, son."

Again, the boy asks "Why is the sky blue?"

His dad replied. "Don’t know, son."

The boy, worried he was annoying his father, asks this time "Dad, do you mind that I'm asking you all of these questions?"

"Of course not son." replied his dad, "How else are you ever going to learn anything?"

funny post

a funny irish joke

A minister was in his church one night when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door to find two leprechauns sitting on the ground, one looking smug and happy, the other one looking nervous and scared. The smug one asked the minister if there were any leprechaun nuns in the church. When the minister answered, "No", the smug one asked if there were any in the city, (no) state, (no) country, (no) world, (no) or universe, (no).

Finally, the smug one laughed and told the other one, "See! I told you married a penguin!"

UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE

When I was young,I was in my bedroom playing with my cars, but I hadn´t all the cars I missing one, a beautyful red car.I pick up it for a long time when i found it ,but it was in the end of the chest.
I try caught it but I can´t and I think that I should enter in the chest to caught it and I did it,but,when I want go out,the lid fall down and I stayed there for ten minutes until my mother came to pick me up.

Some Funny Homework...

Talking about humour... Some jokes or funny stories required. Not much, but interesting.

More extra work...

 We will use this link to work. I will provide you with the password and the user.

http://www.oxfordbachillerato.es

WELCOME TO OUR NEW BLOG...

Howdy¡¡
Welcome to this new experience. I remind this is a place for us, so please try to avoid insults, and use respect and freedom as our identity card. We will use this to show you some homework and interesting links to interesting websites (hey, be careful with these)
So I hope you enjoy this...
To start with...
http://campus.usal.es/~gesacad/web-acceso/Indiceselect.html
http://www.educared.net/universidad/asp_problemas/problemaslistar.asp?idAsignatura=10
http://www.educared.net/universidad/asp_problemas/problemaslistar.asp?idAsignatura=10