Love song

love letter.

I don't know what has happened first time i saw you,
I felt strange,you got me stuck between fantasy and what's real
I'm taken by the thought of it...
you have become my addiction,
I'm so strung out on you.
You're my sweet drug.

Joke

a man is in jail for robbing 27 banks.
One day he receives a letter from his wife. It says...

Dear petter, as you are in jail I'll have to plant the potatoes in the garden,
When is the best moment to plant them?

He sends her the following reply:
Dear Susan, Don't plant the potatoes in the garden as that is where i have hidden all the money from the bank robberies.

A few days later he receives another letter

Dear Peter, I'ts terrible,yesterday , twenty policeman came to the house and dug up the whole garden but they didn't found anything.
Love Susan

He sends her the following reply:
Dear Susan, Now is the best moment to plant the potatoes!.
Love , Peter.