A funny story that happened to me

Lots of years ago, it was a day of winter, so we were all wearing strong coats and stuff.

I was in San Juan Street with my sister and mother, looking at a shop, I was next to my sister, when somebody came to us and hugged me, I said "Hi mum" but, actually, it was not her.

A woman thought that me and my sister were her children, in fact, they were some meters far from us, and when the noticed they started laughing at their mother, just as we did.

An informal letter

Hi there, Jesús

Apologies for not writing you before, but I had lots of exams, so I've been busy.

As I told you in my las letter, I'm going to spend christmas holidays skiing, in Andorra. I will go with some friends so it must be lots of fun.

You told me you were going to spend the holidays with your family, I hope they are all fine, such as you are.

Oh, I think I forget to tell you that I'm not going to class on Wednesday, cause we have a speech, you now, a speech in which they try to make us study something somewhere.

Regards,

Pablo

Our speech

Something funny

Here it is a blonde joke, I think it is not so harmfull...

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.