A funny story that happened to me

Lots of years ago, it was a day of winter, so we were all wearing strong coats and stuff.

I was in San Juan Street with my sister and mother, looking at a shop, I was next to my sister, when somebody came to us and hugged me, I said "Hi mum" but, actually, it was not her.

A woman thought that me and my sister were her children, in fact, they were some meters far from us, and when the noticed they started laughing at their mother, just as we did.

An informal letter

Hi there, Jesús

Apologies for not writing you before, but I had lots of exams, so I've been busy.

As I told you in my las letter, I'm going to spend christmas holidays skiing, in Andorra. I will go with some friends so it must be lots of fun.

You told me you were going to spend the holidays with your family, I hope they are all fine, such as you are.

Oh, I think I forget to tell you that I'm not going to class on Wednesday, cause we have a speech, you now, a speech in which they try to make us study something somewhere.

Regards,

Pablo

LETTER

Dear Jesús:
thanks for your last letter. It was great to hear from you.
I'm glad to hear that you have started the school year well, despite the students in your class.
Thanks for all the homework you have given us. Writing jokes is entertaining, but write letters is more boring.
What else? Oh, yes! you asked me what problemas I had in English. Well, I really hate talking in class in front of everybody, but I promise I will try to do it.
Answer me soon as posible!

JOKE

Once, when I was 13 years old , I was having a shower and I saw the razor and I thought that if I cut a little bit of hair off my eyebrow I would be more beautiful. But the thing that I didn't think of, was that the razor would cut all of my eyebrow, and in fact when I did it, shaved off the whole thing.
The worst thing about this story was when I had finished my shower, and I looked at myself in te mirror!
I had to draw my eyebrow with an eyeliner for 2 months!
The only solution I could find, was to cut my hair with a fringe to cover my disaster.

Our speech

An informal letter

Dear Jesus,

Thanks for your last letter. It was great to hear from you. I´m glad to hear you´re relaxed, despite the exams. I had an awful week, on the other hand they have just finished.

Thanks for asking about my marks. I hope they´re going to be OK although they may be low marks.

What else? Oh, you asked me about the first term. Well, I think I have learnt a lot of cool things. What about you?

Looking forward to hearing your news. I hope all´s well.

letter

Dear Jesús:

Thanks for your letter . it was great to hear from you.
I have just finished my exams so we can meet to have a coffe if you want to.
Christmas could be a nice time to meet,but it must be before new year because i´m going to skiing to Andorra the first week of the year.
it has been opened a nice coffe and i love it but the problem is that we have to book a table, so if you want to go tell me.
what else? Oh yes! I have got nice news ... i´m going to get married!!!!
When we met i will tell you everething i promise.
Well , i think it´s, all
Anwer me soon as posible

elvira

funny story

Some years ago i went to Ikea with my parents. My mum and me were looking some quilts for my bed.i was very concentrated ,when suddenly i saw a hand next to me taking a horrible quilt, and i supposed that it was my mum´s hand and i told her : oh mum it´s horrible don´t take it please! arg! And when i finished my phrase i turned the head and... she wasn´t my mum!! I become red and i ran :s

letter

Dear Jesús,

Thanks for your last letter. I'm sorry about haven't ansewered you yet, but i have been studied since now. How are you? I'm a bit worried about exams but i'm fine.

I wanted to know something about your new life, how do you feel now you are retired? I hope you are enjoying your free time and do things you could not do before.

Anyway, i haven't got much news, tell me about you !

Looking forward to hearing your news. I hope all's well.

write soon,

Marina

Links

Here some useful and funny links:

- www.spotify.com a web where you can download a programme to listen music for free.
- www.simpsonizeme.com where you can create your simpson avatar.

The letter

Dear Jesus ,

Thanks for your letter, which I got a couple of days ago, the letter has helped me a lot but I still have some problems. Sorry I´ve taken so long to answer, but as you imagine, I´ve been very busy because of my maths exam.


Anyway, I think that I continue having a problem with the second exercise. Could you help me to answer it properly?


I also want to tell you I like to do my speech soon, because I've finished writing it and I also have finished the power point.


I also have a problem with the photocopies because I can not find any. Could you send them to my email, please?

Looking forward to hearing your news.
Write soon,
Alberto

COMPROBACION DE MI CUENTA

Mr Married letter

Hi JesúsThis is not one of my football letters as you've always wanted, this is a letter to ask about what to do in my near future at the university. I would like to do INEF but I was told that I have more possibilities in the teaching of mathematics and physical education teacher as well as you could advise me.If you don't mind give me a sincere advice that you usually don't like your precious students ironically.Thanks for everything,
Mr Married

LETTER.

Dear Jesús,

I have recived your last letter . It was great to hear from you . I'm glad that you had a good summer . Mine has been well to . I didn't go to Santander and even if I had gone there I wouldn't have seen you because I stayed all the time with my new cousine .
I went to Alicante for one weeck with my sister , but the weather was horrible ,so we couldn't go to the beach .
Now I'm in Burgos because I've already started the school .
What are you doing no? What about your family ?
I hope seeing you soon .

Maria .

I wanted to be so pretty....

When I was a litlle girl,in the primary school,a new girl came to the classroom.
She was vert pretty and she had a very nice fringe.I decided that I wanted one !

I told my mother but she didn't let me to have a fringe and I cried and shouted and cried and shouted....but I didn't convence her. So I decided to cur my fringe . I took a chair and sciceers and went to thebathroomm.
I started to cut my fringe but it wasn't straight . I cut it one more time but it as in zig-zag . I cut it again and again and again and again ...

During months I had got the shortest fringe of the history of humanity .

DEAR JESUS...

Dear Jesus:
It was great to hear from you. I'm fine and all my friends too, and you? I hope you are well too.
You asked in your last letter about my summer. Thanks for asking about it. This summer has been one of the best summers of my life. When the school was over, began the Burgos party!
Later, in July, I went to London throughout the month with a family. In August, the first week I went with my friends to Noja and then I was in Comillas the rest of the month. What else? Oh, yes, afer that I went back to Burgos and I went to the parties of the villages.
And your summer was great? I hope so.
Anyway, I haven´t got much news.
Looking forward to hearing your news.
Write soon,
Maria

P.S: If you want to see pictures of my summer tell me, and I send you some in the netx letter.
Kisses

mercedes esteban garcia: Dear Jesús:

Dear Jesús:
I´ve just got back from my holiday and i´ll tell you about it.
I´ve seen a lot of mountains called Illerca, but in different places.
I´ve discovered a tiny villaje where there wasn´t any tourist, the only foreigner was me.
People in this village are very kind but life here is rather primitive: perhaps one of the reason is that there isn´t any tourist.
I stayed on a farmhouse beside a beautiful lake where I used to swim in the mornings then I had a delicius breakfast and after wards, I walked in mountains and sometimes I feel a bil lonely but I needed a change from pressures at school and I needed some fresh air to relax.
It was good for me to feel like a new person now.
Ithink going away is worth!
I hope you enjoyed your own holidays.
Write me son: Mercedes

STORY

A few year ago I went shopping with a friend. After going into many clothes shops we went to Bijou Brillette that is a shop of bracelets, rings, necklaces very cheap. We have a look at everything and then I saw the ugliest ring that I had seen in my life and I tryed it on.
Well, after that I couldn' t take it off, my friend couldn' t stopped laughing but I felt really bad and I thought that I had to buy that awful ring. Fortunately, I could took it off but few minutes later. It was a horrible experience.

HISTORY.

I am going to write about something that happened to me two years ago.That summer I went whith my grandma and my cousin into Salou,I staied allmost a week there, my grandma have 62 years, but she is like a teenager,one night when we were returning home from the diner she ranged all the rings from a house which was in the middle of the street and she started running whith my cousin... and I staied in the middle of the street whithout believing it.
she is like a 16 years guirl..